Sign of true love

[hazliya]

elenuial and I are playing Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles and enjoying the arcade-style gameplay.

And you know it's real love when the two of you make tandem headshots. Exact, perfect synchronization as two virus-laden zombie heads burst into satisfying nothingness.

Gunning down the undead has never been more romantic. We kiss on successful dodges of flaming cars, on defeating bosses without taking any damage, on last-second saves with the assault shotgun, and - of course - on triggering simultaneous cranial explosions with two precisely-shot slugs.

Nothing says "I love you" like holding back and letting the other person throw a grenade into a pile of leeches.

-Haz