2007-02-12

hazliya: (Default)
2007-02-12 01:24 pm

Oh, man

Reasons I love Metal Gear Solid 3:

-During the espionage mission where you need to steal a general's clothes, if you attack a guard while wearing the disguise, they'll say "Thank you, sir!"

-When fighting an old boss, if you pause, save, and quit the game, come back a week later and he'll have died of old age. No more boss fight!

-Drunken weapons researchers giving you layouts and keys to vital buildings as they get drunker.

-If you do something that invalidates the other games (ex:kill off a recurring character) you get a game over screen and you get reemed out for creating a time paradox. xD

-During certain cinema scenes, when you switch to Snake's POV, he's staring at Eva's rack or butt.

-If you hide in a box in front of the scientists, they won't call the guards. Instead, they'll sit there and analyze, measure, and sketch the box before moving on.

-When treating Eva's wounds, you can check her medical records. She had a boob job. Seriously. It's written right there.

-You can throw porn at guards to make them not notice you.

-Monkeycatcher game!

-The secret videos are amazing. It looks like they let the programmers do whatever they wanted to for a while, so they made "What if" videos. xD

And the ending is great. Seriously. So good.

And now I go back to get the fucking frogs.

-Haz