And now, for this week...

Fill-ins!

"The best pick-up line to use on my mom is..."

"Life is like a box of chocolates..."

-Haz

I love this game.

Right. So, yesterday I get bored and start playing Fable (Xbox). There are these things called "Demon Doors," giant stone doors with faces on them that protect chests and hideaways and things. They all require something of you - One hinted that my path was dark and I needed illumination, so I showed it a lamp. Another said that if I perform an act of true evil, it would open. He will let you through if you eat half a dozen cute baby chickens. Live.

However, I just found one that was whining about how no one cares for him (big scary possessed rock-man) and how he could only let me someone through if they REALLY loved him.

Huh.

So I did the only thing I could think to do - I flirted with him a bit ("Flirt" - it's an actual equippable command) and gave him a red rose. At this, he started to cry and called me his true love before dissolving and letting me through.

That's right. I proposed to a DOOR.

xD "Romancing the stone."

I'm awful.

-Haz

Side note: The reward was a full suit of magic armor. Good deal.