Small = sinister
Nov. 29th, 2011 12:05 amFrom Facebook:
My status: The surface of my eye is scratched and man, does it sting. Though the scratch is shaped *exactly* like Harry Potter's scar.
- Meghan W*: did voldemort try to kill you?
- Me: @Meghan W* If so, then Voldemort is 6 pounds and has his head stuck in an empty peanut butter jar.
EDIT: And from twitter:
breakinglight11: @hazliya You're totally a dark wizard's horcrux now.
hazliya: @breakinglight11 Peanut Butter Horcrux is my punk band name.
My status: The surface of my eye is scratched and man, does it sting. Though the scratch is shaped *exactly* like Harry Potter's scar.
- Meghan W*: did voldemort try to kill you?
- Me: @Meghan W* If so, then Voldemort is 6 pounds and has his head stuck in an empty peanut butter jar.
EDIT: And from twitter:
breakinglight11: @hazliya You're totally a dark wizard's horcrux now.
hazliya: @breakinglight11 Peanut Butter Horcrux is my punk band name.
Down the rabbit hole
Oct. 18th, 2011 08:58 pmI did it.
I joined fanfiction.net.
I told
elenuial I was doing it, and though he teased me about writing fanfiction, he commended me for being totally unapologetic about it. And, naturally, reminded me that he had suggested I try my hand at it years ago.
I found an awesome beta who was happy to give my story the once-over, and I posted it after a few rounds of revision and creating a blurb.
Me at 5:00: OHMIGOD I JUST POSTED SOMETHING I WROTE ON THE SITE OMG OMG I FINISHED SOMETHING WHAT IF NO ONE LIKES IT WHAT IF NO ONE READS IT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ON MY BIO
And then I went to buy ingredients for dinner. I came back to my browser to check the recipe I was trying, and saw a notification in my FFnet filter.
Me at 5:15: OHMIGOD SOMEONE ALREADY READ MY STORY AND REALLY LIKED IT AND LEFT AN AWESOME REVIEW AND ADDED IT TO THEIR FAVORITES :D :D
I was, and still am, fully aware that this is what people do on that site. But 15 minutes? And added to her short list of favorites? I hummed to myself as I cooked, bouncing through dinner, and PMing my beta reader to share my excitement. She said I was super cute and I could pretty much hear her laughing at me through the text. Or it could've been
elenuial actually laughing at me from my left. But I didn't care. Because it kept coming.
Me at 7:00: SOMEONE ELSE ADDED IT TO FAVORITES AND TWO PEOPLE SUBSCRIBED TO ME BASED ON ONE STORY AND THAT MEANS PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO READ WHAT I WRITE SHOULD I LEARN TO WRITE SMUT NOW THIS IS SO COOL :D :D
I didn't think anyone would actually read anything I posted. I thought it would be like LJ, where friends who shared the fandom would go to hang out. The idea of a total stranger who is not obligated to be nice to me actually taking the time to read my story?
Pretty fucking great.
Something really small and dumb to be excited over, but this is new and fun and really silly. And I'm sure the novelty will wear off eventually.
But for now?
Me five minutes ago: ANOTHER REVIEW AND SHE REALLY REALLY LIKED IT
elenuial: Huge. Dork.
Me: :D
I joined fanfiction.net.
I told
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
I found an awesome beta who was happy to give my story the once-over, and I posted it after a few rounds of revision and creating a blurb.
Me at 5:00: OHMIGOD I JUST POSTED SOMETHING I WROTE ON THE SITE OMG OMG I FINISHED SOMETHING WHAT IF NO ONE LIKES IT WHAT IF NO ONE READS IT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ON MY BIO
And then I went to buy ingredients for dinner. I came back to my browser to check the recipe I was trying, and saw a notification in my FFnet filter.
Me at 5:15: OHMIGOD SOMEONE ALREADY READ MY STORY AND REALLY LIKED IT AND LEFT AN AWESOME REVIEW AND ADDED IT TO THEIR FAVORITES :D :D
I was, and still am, fully aware that this is what people do on that site. But 15 minutes? And added to her short list of favorites? I hummed to myself as I cooked, bouncing through dinner, and PMing my beta reader to share my excitement. She said I was super cute and I could pretty much hear her laughing at me through the text. Or it could've been
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Me at 7:00: SOMEONE ELSE ADDED IT TO FAVORITES AND TWO PEOPLE SUBSCRIBED TO ME BASED ON ONE STORY AND THAT MEANS PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO READ WHAT I WRITE SHOULD I LEARN TO WRITE SMUT NOW THIS IS SO COOL :D :D
I didn't think anyone would actually read anything I posted. I thought it would be like LJ, where friends who shared the fandom would go to hang out. The idea of a total stranger who is not obligated to be nice to me actually taking the time to read my story?
Pretty fucking great.
Something really small and dumb to be excited over, but this is new and fun and really silly. And I'm sure the novelty will wear off eventually.
But for now?
Me five minutes ago: ANOTHER REVIEW AND SHE REALLY REALLY LIKED IT
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Me: :D
Why I <3 Keri, reason #4118
May. 19th, 2011 01:10 amTwo of my guiltiest pleasures combined into one: Britney Spears and Scottish singers who keep the accent when they sing. It's been floating around, and I only just now got to listening to it via K. I may have giggled somewhat maniacally.
elenuial: "I'm not judging you a whole lot."
Me: "Thanks."
(a few minutes later)
elenuial: "But I am judging you a little."
TOO BAD; IT'S GOING ON MY iPOD
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Me: "Thanks."
(a few minutes later)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
TOO BAD; IT'S GOING ON MY iPOD
Metal covers of classic Studio Ghibli themes.
Yes. Crazy guitar, screaming vocal My Neighbor Totoro is spectacular.
EDIT: I bought it. Yeah, that's right. I have the whole album now. WHOLE ALBUM OF FANTASTIC.
Yes. Crazy guitar, screaming vocal My Neighbor Totoro is spectacular.
EDIT: I bought it. Yeah, that's right. I have the whole album now. WHOLE ALBUM OF FANTASTIC.
...I'm not so sure how I feel about this one.
Fckh8 (warning: NSFW)
I'm still processing. Anyone want to help?
Fckh8 (warning: NSFW)
I'm still processing. Anyone want to help?
One of those lightbulb moments.
Aug. 12th, 2010 06:52 pmSo, I was browsing through all of those wedding website makers, like from brides.com and theknot.com, and finding all of their design work blah and bland and very limited in how you can customize it. I was feeling frustrated and upset...
...until I realized that I can make one myself. I have webspace, domain names are like $10/year, and although rusty, my command of CSS is highly useful.
Starting from scratch it is.
...until I realized that I can make one myself. I have webspace, domain names are like $10/year, and although rusty, my command of CSS is highly useful.
Starting from scratch it is.
In which I try my hand at eBay
Jun. 7th, 2010 10:39 pmSo, I did it!
I put my first item up for sale on eBay. It's the steampunk Cinderella gown - I don't know if it'll sell or not, but I've never sold anything on eBay before. It'll be a learning experience!
Also, they calculate the shipping for you. Win.
I put my first item up for sale on eBay. It's the steampunk Cinderella gown - I don't know if it'll sell or not, but I've never sold anything on eBay before. It'll be a learning experience!
Also, they calculate the shipping for you. Win.
Ah, facebook memes
Aug. 6th, 2009 11:03 amI have a hatred of those facebook memes where you take an image and tag it with your friends to suit, like a series of smiley faces with "The grumpy one" and "The silly one," etc. They had one for Disney. They had one for the casts of movies. They had one for everything.
Every other day, I get tagged in one of those obnoxious things. Normally, I wouldn't care, except that when you click to see more photos of a certain person, their photo collection is flooded with these 50-person memes.
As a rule, I untag myself from these things. I even wrote a note explicitly saying not to put me in them.
When I got a notification today that I'd been tagged in a photo, I clicked to see what it was. Upon seeing my name under the newest incarnation of the tagging meme, I sighed and let the mouse hover over my name to see what it was this time. Tag a new friend? Tag the person with the best smile? Tag someone who likes good music?
Nope. My name created a box over the very last square, with the words "Tag the prettiest person you know."
...
Damn you, vanity. Damn you.
Every other day, I get tagged in one of those obnoxious things. Normally, I wouldn't care, except that when you click to see more photos of a certain person, their photo collection is flooded with these 50-person memes.
As a rule, I untag myself from these things. I even wrote a note explicitly saying not to put me in them.
When I got a notification today that I'd been tagged in a photo, I clicked to see what it was. Upon seeing my name under the newest incarnation of the tagging meme, I sighed and let the mouse hover over my name to see what it was this time. Tag a new friend? Tag the person with the best smile? Tag someone who likes good music?
Nope. My name created a box over the very last square, with the words "Tag the prettiest person you know."
...
Damn you, vanity. Damn you.
This is hilarious.
"So this adorably insane Japanese girl won some contest in Japan to interview Daniel Radcliffe, who you might know as the kid with the large penis who had sex with horses in the play Equus. Also, he's Harry Potter. Suffice to say, when Radcliffe pops out, the Japanese girl basically enters a catatonic state of bliss and amazement. Then she interviews Radcliffe and has the chance to -- well, maybe not traumatize him in return, but certainly confuse the heck out of him. It's all pretty fun.
Two things to note -- first off, Daniel Radcliffe seems like a pretty okay dude. He was sweet and sincere to this crazy girl, and absolutely made her life. He didn't have to play along nearly as well as he did; bully for him. Second of all, the girl's wearing a shirt that says "RAGE GET" on it. I want it so bad."
I was excited for this girl while watching it. xD
"So this adorably insane Japanese girl won some contest in Japan to interview Daniel Radcliffe, who you might know as the kid with the large penis who had sex with horses in the play Equus. Also, he's Harry Potter. Suffice to say, when Radcliffe pops out, the Japanese girl basically enters a catatonic state of bliss and amazement. Then she interviews Radcliffe and has the chance to -- well, maybe not traumatize him in return, but certainly confuse the heck out of him. It's all pretty fun.
Two things to note -- first off, Daniel Radcliffe seems like a pretty okay dude. He was sweet and sincere to this crazy girl, and absolutely made her life. He didn't have to play along nearly as well as he did; bully for him. Second of all, the girl's wearing a shirt that says "RAGE GET" on it. I want it so bad."
I was excited for this girl while watching it. xD
Oh, hazdotcom.
Jun. 9th, 2009 11:07 amI will keep my site plain and simple.
I will keep my site plain and simple.
I will keep my site plain and simple.
All the energy I have to redirect from panicking over Bowie is plentiful enough (not surprising) that I'm actually doing something with that domain I have. I have lots of crazy things I want to do with it. But I've always admired the simple, sleeker portfolio websites to the flashy and less comprehendable ones. Something about not needing to see how huge your photoshop dick is by being flooded with crazy overdesigned images everywhere.
So I will keep it as bare-bones, yet still me, as possible.
That's the result of about a few hours of working. I'd forgotten how horribly tedious this whole process is.
I will keep my site plain and simple.
I will keep my site plain and simple.
All the energy I have to redirect from panicking over Bowie is plentiful enough (not surprising) that I'm actually doing something with that domain I have. I have lots of crazy things I want to do with it. But I've always admired the simple, sleeker portfolio websites to the flashy and less comprehendable ones. Something about not needing to see how huge your photoshop dick is by being flooded with crazy overdesigned images everywhere.
So I will keep it as bare-bones, yet still me, as possible.
That's the result of about a few hours of working. I'd forgotten how horribly tedious this whole process is.
Bollywood TRL: not total WTF
Jun. 3rd, 2009 01:24 pmSo, whenever I go out to Surya, they have a flatscreen that constantly plays Bollywood music videos in the main dining room. Most (at least 95%) of them are ridiculous, usually involving dance clubs and some pretty amazing costumes, but once in a while, one will catch my eye.
( Mayya Mayya is one of these rare finds. )
Man, that is some serious beadwork.
I wish I'd learned to bellydance when I'd had the chance. It seems like something I'd enjoy ridiculous amounts.
( Mayya Mayya is one of these rare finds. )
Man, that is some serious beadwork.
I wish I'd learned to bellydance when I'd had the chance. It seems like something I'd enjoy ridiculous amounts.
So, as I was watching shows on Hulu, a few commercials popped up that made me laugh. Neil Patrick Harris poking fun at his Doogie Howser days speaking for Old Spice? Don't like the brand, but the commercials are rather entertaining. =)
I share now.
Commercial one...
...two...
...and three.
( Embedded videos under cut )
"Trust me. I used to be a pretend doctor - for real."
-H
I share now.
Commercial one...
...two...
...and three.
( Embedded videos under cut )
"Trust me. I used to be a pretend doctor - for real."
-H
Haz meets Dr. Horrible
Aug. 8th, 2008 04:29 pmSo, after hearing all the hype, I finally gave in and watched Dr. Horrible's Sing-along-blog.
My verdict?
Cute. Catchy. Silly. A little poignant. I really like the songs, especially "On the Rise."
I also really like Nathan Fillion. And, after watching this, Neil Patrick Harris. But I wasn't impressed with the actress who played Penny for some reason. Eh.
There were some great lines, like "the hammer is my penis" and "we do the weird stuff." But ultimately, this just reinforced my opinion that Joss Whedon does great things with episodic formats and extras, but not so much with movies.
So, yeah. Not obsessed, but I liked it. =)
-H
My verdict?
Cute. Catchy. Silly. A little poignant. I really like the songs, especially "On the Rise."
I also really like Nathan Fillion. And, after watching this, Neil Patrick Harris. But I wasn't impressed with the actress who played Penny for some reason. Eh.
There were some great lines, like "the hammer is my penis" and "we do the weird stuff." But ultimately, this just reinforced my opinion that Joss Whedon does great things with episodic formats and extras, but not so much with movies.
So, yeah. Not obsessed, but I liked it. =)
-H