more later, this is just coming around again

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I helped ladyscience hide a body (-173 points). In January I pulled iamtofer's hair (-5 points). In September I stole break_away42's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been nice (486 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, hazliya

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