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From last week... your fill-ins!
"If I were an old lady, I'd horde..."
-children, so I could devour their youth as needed.
-cans of prunes in my knickers.
-hairnets and dog food!
-a cake on my head.
-my lovely bunch of coconuts!
-my collectables
-my stuffed animals
-dog food.
-cat food - you never know when a cheap meal is gonna come in handy.
-stale bread for the pigeons.
-pigeons.
-kitties...lots and lots of kitties.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."
-wouldn't you like to come and try my pie?
-and you just volunteered to be my target.
-they're small, round, hairy and filled with a juicy, white substance.
-on a string hanging out of my anus.
-to milk.
-to fuck.
-to sell.
-stolen from an old lady.
-in a box of chocolates.
-on my boobies!
-You just know you want to play with them. ;)
And the winner is...

Post this in your LJ with pride!
-Haz
"If I were an old lady, I'd horde..."
-children, so I could devour their youth as needed.
-cans of prunes in my knickers.
-hairnets and dog food!
-a cake on my head.
-my lovely bunch of coconuts!
-my collectables
-my stuffed animals
-dog food.
-cat food - you never know when a cheap meal is gonna come in handy.
-stale bread for the pigeons.
-pigeons.
-kitties...lots and lots of kitties.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."
-wouldn't you like to come and try my pie?
-and you just volunteered to be my target.
-they're small, round, hairy and filled with a juicy, white substance.
-on a string hanging out of my anus.
-to milk.
-to fuck.
-to sell.
-stolen from an old lady.
-in a box of chocolates.
-on my boobies!
-You just know you want to play with them. ;)
And the winner is...

Post this in your LJ with pride!
-Haz