My boyfriend is weird.

[hazliya]

So, apparently, elenuial has decided that he and I are getting married.

Not only that, but he's going to make it a surprise wedding. That's right.

A surprise to whom, you may ask?

To me.

Yeah.

According to him, one day he'll spontaneously say something like "Let's go for a drive," or pick me up from work, and I'll walk into a full venue of guests, decorations, a cake, and a priest. And he'll even have a wedding dress picked out.
"Surprise, honey!"

He just calmly announced it as we were chatting. My question is: how would I nnot suspect something (not necessarily a launch wedding, but something odd) if he's dressed in a tux?

I don't know where he came up with this, just thought I'd share. xD

-Haz

Comments

[mariaklob.livejournal.com]

That's brilliant. :D

[elenuial.livejournal.com]

Who said anything about actual marriage?

You haven't caught me yet. :P

[hazliya.livejournal.com]

Caught? Who's the one caught here?

Last I checked, YOU were the one ambushing ME firing-squad style.

[doompuppy.livejournal.com]

well really he CAN employ a "tear-away" anything

I mean really... so he's wearing a sweatsuit... for the gym or something... right.. picks you up and BAM!!! he does a tear away and there's a tux underneath... you can't prepare. BE AFRAID!!!

Independant of that "Caught" great thought... you guys should totally watch "Kiss of the Vampire" and I should be there... to explain how I started out a normal guy and fear I've become a misogynist... no not from categorizing women. But from understanding them. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Anyhow call me if you're up for it... a week or two in advance... I'll make time if possible.

[elenuial.livejournal.com]

BRILLIANT. That's just what I need. You, sir, are a genius unparalleled!

I'd love to see it. Perhaps we can schedule something early May, when I'm out of school?

[doompuppy.livejournal.com]

good enough name a date and I'll be there... oh man... I will

[kgola.livejournal.com]

why am I not surprised he'd come up with something that crazy?

[qedrakmar.livejournal.com]

There's a very simple way around this. He just starts wearing a tux all the time. Also, it would be quite dapper...

[laurenjackie.livejournal.com]

think of it this way, its just a suprise party...
and you get to wear a really pretty dress...
and get lots of kisses...
and lots of presents, including a husband!

theres also that "youre stuck with him for the rest of your life" deal,
but you can get over that while youre on your honeymoon...