My mother took the "+2 Ominousness" feat

[hazliya]

So, I'm turning 21 a week from Saturday.

My mother IMed me to ask when I was coming home, and what I'd like to do for my birthday. My mistake lay in my answer, which was a "I don't know, you pick something" that pretty much (oy.) gave her carte blanche.

A few minutes later, she leaves me a cryptic message to the tone of "So, whatever I plan, you'll do it?"

I managed to specify "No polar bear club" and "Keep it small, please" before she signed off.

My next two weeks may be lived with a hint of fear lurking in the background.

-Haz

Comments

[doc-smiley.livejournal.com]

Oy vey!

[relique.livejournal.com]

......I would never give your mother carte blanche on........ really, anything.


....... i think it'll be GREAT to hear about.......

[hazliya.livejournal.com]

Yes, you have met my mother and thus know the chaos that my mother tends to generate. Instead of "Fortune's favorite son," I think the expression should be changed to "Nyarlathotep's favorite son" for my mum. Favorite daughter, I mean.

[laurion]

Bwahahahaha!

And welcome to the club! Or, er, um, soon you can get into clubs, or um, something like that.

[elenuial.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Soon she'll be ancient. Maybe her boobs are starting to sag... ? *squints sideways*

[laurion]

Hey, I wouldn't know, I've never gotten to look that closely. Maybe you should get a pair of calipers and make a graph of measurements over time?

[hazliya.livejournal.com]

=(

[chainer36.livejournal.com]

Do you think it's weird that when I saw the hyperlink for "polar bear club," I erroneously thought that it meant a polar-bear themed party?

Since it doesn't, are you in fact, having a polar-bear themed party?