Oh man, remember the time we...

[hazliya]

Ganked from dark_towhead and ladyscience:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your journal and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

-Haz

Comments

[ladyscience.livejournal.com]

That time we stole all those lemurs from the zoo, and used them as flower girls in your wedding? We didn't even have to give them chairs, they just sat on their tails.

[shadowravyn.livejournal.com]

Yeah that was great! Especially since you walked down the aisle to the 1812 Overture, and shot them out of cannons! Flower petals everywhere!!

Except for that one poor lemur. Let's take a moment of silence for him, shall we? And for the lady in the pink organza in his flight path.

[hazliya.livejournal.com]

Yeah... Aunt Mildred was pretty surprised. However, black and white stripes suited her much better than pink organza. Even her husband had to admit that through his tears as she was wheeled out of the volcano lair the ceremony was held in.

You would think that formerly secret volcano lairs would be more in demand as a wedding site. They always have panoramic views in big, beautiful windows, and you don't have to worry about crashers stopping by, as you'll see them a mile away on surveillance. Plus, the luau-themed reception can be held right outside on the beach.

[laurion]

There was that time I was setting props for the next scene, and cut through a corner of the backstage and interrupted you mid-costume change. Not that you normally think twice about that sort of thing when you're doing theater, and not that you were revealing anything. I dunno, it just sticks out in my head. Probably because we were both so busy trying to get to the right place at the right time. That sort of frantic energy makes things stand out a little more in my mind.

[chainer36.livejournal.com]

And it would have been perfectly fine, except I think that was the night the performance got interrupted by some drunk kid from Clark running through Alden in a bike helmet and skivvies, impersonating Ricky Bobby....except he actually WAS on fire. Man, I'll never forget when he stumbled on stage and pulled the backdrop down.