Super Mario Anal Invasion: venting to witeoutking and whoever else has played Galaxy

[hazliya]

RICK. RICK.

119 OUT OF 120 STARS. SO. CLOSE.

Know what stands between me and a complete game? Toy town. Fucking LUIGI IN SPACE. Covered in PURPLE COINS on surfaces that either dissolve out from under you, spin as soon as you touch them, or are inescapable quicksand! And don't forget bordered by THE VOID THAT IS SPACE.

I HAVE LOST SO MANY LIVES ON THIS. I HATE THE LONG JUMP. I HATE IT IN THE FACE.

HAZ IS ANGRY. THIS ENTRY IS HALF IN CAPS TO SHOW HOW ANGRY I AM.

... I'm going to try again tomorrow anyway. But still! AGH!

-Haz

Comments

[witeoutking.livejournal.com]

By far, the hardest star in the entire game. Took me FOREVER to get it. Good luck! The reward is totally worth it!

[laurion]

Yeah, thanks for fueling the road trip to insanity. *grin*

[hazliya.livejournal.com]

What kills me is that once (ONCE!), I got 100 coins, the star appeared AT THE BEGINNING and I died going back for it. I was not happy.

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

I've been copiloting Mario Galaxy for a while, now, and nearly getting my teeth knocked out as beloved spouse tries and tries and tries the manta ray thing. Thanks for the heads up on what we can expect in future.

Oh dear.

[elenuial.livejournal.com]

Lucky for me, I trained up my dodge skill long ago. I still get exercise, what with all that wii-mote swinging, though.

[purple-dj.livejournal.com]

I was at 105 stars and still had good momentum when I decided I needed to pay attention to my life and lent the game to a friend. I should get it back and resume the madness...

[kadath.livejournal.com]

I rampaged through Symphony of the Night for mindless entertainment this weekend. Thought of you when I got the Jewel Knuckles. ^_^

[purple-dj.livejournal.com]

Yes, but did you follow my teachings and using nothing else for the rest of the game?

[kadath.livejournal.com]

Fuck no! I farmed a Crissaegrim the second I got to the upside-down Library!

(By freakish chance, I already had two Rings of Varda at that point.)