Super Mario Anal Invasion: venting to witeoutking and whoever else has played Galaxy

RICK. RICK.

119 OUT OF 120 STARS. SO. CLOSE.

Know what stands between me and a complete game? Toy town. Fucking LUIGI IN SPACE. Covered in PURPLE COINS on surfaces that either dissolve out from under you, spin as soon as you touch them, or are inescapable quicksand! And don't forget bordered by THE VOID THAT IS SPACE.

I HAVE LOST SO MANY LIVES ON THIS. I HATE THE LONG JUMP. I HATE IT IN THE FACE.

HAZ IS ANGRY. THIS ENTRY IS HALF IN CAPS TO SHOW HOW ANGRY I AM.

... I'm going to try again tomorrow anyway. But still! AGH!

-Haz

New photograhers!

So I've been approached by a few more photographers, which I'm really excited about. And most are local (within 20 minutes or so), so I feel fine going alone.

However, one is a student in Waltham and wants to use his college's studio on a Sunday for shooting.

Waltham's about an hour away, and I'd feel nervous about going alone. His escort policy is a-go, so would anyone want to go to a photo shoot in Waltham and make sure I don't get murdered? =)

-Haz

Huh.

So I beat the Luigi level just now. Not that many tries, either. But when I expected to go to the "new galaxy" the Star Strumpet was talking about, she told me I had to go back to the center of the universe.

I need to... beat Bowser again? I don't get it. I already kicked his spiky butt - if I hadn't, I wouldn't have been able to get the purple coin quest. Strumpet knows this.

Ah, well. I'll do it again anyway and see what happens.

-Haz

Hey, f-list...

Does anyone have a riding crop I can borrow this weekend?

-Haz