Valentine's milonga aftermath

Had to share this picture, even before I post the rest.



<3

And women everywhere cringe...

When I went to CVS today to raid the valentine's candy on clearance (side note: hershey's kisses now come in the "chocolate threesome" variety), I saw this written across the cover of Vogue or Cosmo or one of those magazines:
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"YOUR
VUH-JAY-JAY!
New and fun things to know about your lady parts!"
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...what?
Just... what?
-Haz