Elenuial and Haz theatre: on the South

[hazliya]

H: Why is there a chicken in a gimp suit sticker on the back of that pickup?
E: A what?"
H: A chicken. In a gimp suit. Right there.
E: Oh. Oh, wow.
H: It's -
E: That's actually a turkey, I think.
H: Right, but why is it in a gimp suit?
E: I'm not sure I want to know.
[a few minutes of driving later]
E: You know, I think that the turkey decal was because of the VA mascot. You know, the hokies?
H: A "hokie" is a gimp? Their mascot is -
E: No, it's a turkey, I'm pretty sure. But it's kind of become this -
H: GIMP. SUIT.
E: - icon in virginia yeah, I got nothin'.

Comments

[rigel.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of my moment of MTV Travel Chicken today.

[jalawingedone.livejournal.com]

Was it something like this picture I found?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x2wjz_WMltk/R3zoFG3mzBI/AAAAAAAAAY8/8UF0xlbxr0o/s320/VA+TECH+hokie.jpg

[dark-towhead.livejournal.com]

Now, if Texas had a decal of the state shape in a gimp suit, the circle of life would be complete.