Ebay has taught me well

[hazliya]

There was a silent auction this last Gaming Weekend. One of the items was a Katamari keychain I found cute. So I bid a dollar about an hour before bidding closed. The rest of the sheet was empty, so I figured it'd be a sure thing.

Until doompuppy saw that I wanted it.

Everything went downhill from there, in the span of about fifteen minutes.

Here is how the bid sheet read:

Haz - $1
Mike Wixon - $1.001
Haz -$1.01 +punch Wixon in the face
Mike Wixon - $1.50
Haz - $1.75 +kick Wixon in the junk
Mike Wixon - $2.00 +autograph
Haz - $2.01 +draw a dick on Wixon's face
Mike Wixon - $2.05 +draw 2 dicks on Haz's face
Haz - $2.10 +tattoo Michael Jackson's face on Wixon's ass
Haz [as written by Wixon] - $2.25 +draw dick Adam's Face
-> Else Mike Wixon - $2.50 + Hentacle Sharpie Mural on Haz's face
Haz [back to me now] - $2.55 +previously mentioned tattoo done while off-roading
Mike Wixon - $2.75 +Cat person facial reconstruction for Haz
Haz - $3 +ownership of one of Wixon's orifices

I won the keychain.

(despite his frantic scribbling of an arrow and the word "pores" in front of "orifices." No one was convinced.)