This is how I will name all of my characters.

[hazliya]

Step 1: Propose a ridiculous larp.

Step 2: Create ridiculous characters.

Step 3: Name them using my Simple Steps to Success:

Have someone on hand. Have them call out two numbers between one and a thousand.

Match them up here and here.

Step 4: Let hilarity like Liberty Carney and Zaid Puckett ensue. We got some awesome ones. But we can't tell you them because they're in the game.

Seriously. Haven't laughed this hard in a long time.