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hazliyaI got some interesting and awesome answers. So, five days later, here y'all go! I'll post a new one soon.
These are all cut and paste, by the way. So if you make a typo, it goes here too. =)
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"When life hands you lemons..."
-plant them and grow a goddamn apple tree.
-make a lemon merenge and sell it.
-make a battery! Go for the creative and unexpected.
-stick them in your shirt to make your tits look bigger!
-Squeeze them near your face so that you'll cry and people will feel bad for you and give you more candy at halloween.
-make lemonade, then sell it back.
-cut 'em in half, dip 'em in ink and make lemon prints!
-stick them in your underwear, rub them around a bunch, then sell them on eBay.
-ask 'Why the fuck did you give me lemons?' No one even bothers to ask in the first place.
-Life puts prizes in their cereal boxes?
-throw it back and yell "I asked for a pony, asshole!"
-devour them for their sweet, citrus goodness.
-masturbate furiously with a hammer.
-find some vodka and have a party.
-suck 'em.
-death hands you tequila.
-it does so by the truck-load.
-it expects you to pass 'em down.
-LEMON STOMP-FEST!
*~*
"Real romance is..."
-knowing your partner well enough to fulfill their whims without them telling you about them
-a paradoxical mix of newness and comforting. It's an affirmation to the unspoken question 'I love you'.
-being able to tolerate someone for 20 years without killing them.
-in your head.
-the feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when your significant other enters a room, and the world dissapears.
-by romans.
-boning your partner while they're on the phone with their parents.
-just one non-sequitur after fruit-bat.
-not caring that there's a dog in between you.
-Kenny G's best album in 15 years, but that's not saying much.
-coming home to him playing video games in his boxers, stripping down to your skivvies and grabbing the other controller.
*~*
Hope y'all enjoy reading other people's answers, and I had a lot of fun getting them all!
Hopefully I get as many replies next time.
I was thinking of doing two each week... Yes? No?
-Haz
These are all cut and paste, by the way. So if you make a typo, it goes here too. =)
*~*
"When life hands you lemons..."
-plant them and grow a goddamn apple tree.
-make a lemon merenge and sell it.
-make a battery! Go for the creative and unexpected.
-stick them in your shirt to make your tits look bigger!
-Squeeze them near your face so that you'll cry and people will feel bad for you and give you more candy at halloween.
-make lemonade, then sell it back.
-cut 'em in half, dip 'em in ink and make lemon prints!
-stick them in your underwear, rub them around a bunch, then sell them on eBay.
-ask 'Why the fuck did you give me lemons?' No one even bothers to ask in the first place.
-Life puts prizes in their cereal boxes?
-throw it back and yell "I asked for a pony, asshole!"
-devour them for their sweet, citrus goodness.
-masturbate furiously with a hammer.
-find some vodka and have a party.
-suck 'em.
-death hands you tequila.
-it does so by the truck-load.
-it expects you to pass 'em down.
-LEMON STOMP-FEST!
*~*
"Real romance is..."
-knowing your partner well enough to fulfill their whims without them telling you about them
-a paradoxical mix of newness and comforting. It's an affirmation to the unspoken question 'I love you'.
-being able to tolerate someone for 20 years without killing them.
-in your head.
-the feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when your significant other enters a room, and the world dissapears.
-by romans.
-boning your partner while they're on the phone with their parents.
-just one non-sequitur after fruit-bat.
-not caring that there's a dog in between you.
-Kenny G's best album in 15 years, but that's not saying much.
-coming home to him playing video games in his boxers, stripping down to your skivvies and grabbing the other controller.
*~*
Hope y'all enjoy reading other people's answers, and I had a lot of fun getting them all!
Hopefully I get as many replies next time.
I was thinking of doing two each week... Yes? No?
-Haz
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Date: 2006-06-30 12:39 am (UTC)