hazliya | Finally! Part II

Last week's fill-in answers!

"The best pick-up line to use on my mom is..."

- A really strong one, since otherwise you'll just drop her.

- 12 gauge nylon.

- Freaks, Frogs, Dwarves, and screaming Virgins! Hello!

- I don't have kids, I have a great job, and I travel on business 345 days out of the year.

- All my children are out of the house.

- I never want to see you.

- Are those real?

- wearing a suit and tie to bed.

- the one I used last night! ...oh wait. Eww.

- to not use one. Just walk into her office wanting to get treated for mono.

- I got some bread; wanna go feed the bears?

- simple. It's when you pull her close, look deep in her eyes, and say, "Get in the kitchen, bitch, and make me a sandwich."

- 'Life is like a box of chocolates.' *runs*

"Life is like a box of chocolates..."

- that you shouldn't eat, because you're lactose intolerant, but you do, and then it hurts a lot. But maybe it was worth it anyway.

- You can't always appreciate the good kinds when your mouth is full of the taste of the bad.

- when it melts, you can rub it on your nipples.

- sometimes good, sometimes bad, but always releasing the same endorphines [sic] as an orgasm.

- sometimes it's good, but mostly its crap.

- you will find a dozen nougats before finding the one thing you're searching for: the caramel

- you have to cut it apart to find the good stuff, but you only have to take one bite to find the bad

- all the good ones are taken and the rest are crap.

- overpriced and quickly consumed.

- full of nuts that look okay on the outside.

- except that you can't give the nasty bits of life away.

- if it's a good one, filled with and covered in sticky goo. *wink nudge*

- not enough good ones, too many bad ones, and just enough chocolate too[sic] fool you.

- the map is only a suggestion, and it pays to give new stuff a try

- at first it's really good, then suddenly I'm overweight and with an empty box.

And the winner is...