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hazliyaI promised to write it for her, and I did.
a series of Haiku (5.7.5), composed in the 15 minutes after watching some god-awful porn. Enjoy.
Cut due to its NSFW-ness.
An Ode to Bad Porn, or The Things I Do For Keri
'Need your plumbing fixed?'
from a big man in tight pants.
Who wears shirts today?
not this gal, it seems
wears a g-string and dark roots
cheap boob job - it shows
he doesn't have tools
save the stiff one in his jeans
some plumber he is!
then down on the chez
not one look at the sink drain
he finds other work.
her mouth is a hole!
and for our male clientele
ten minutes of dick.
she moans by herself
foreplay's for the cable guy!
and in goes his pipe
five different angles
of the lame back-and-forth jazz
and some choice close ups
he tries to look hot
Scrunched face and a few half-grunts
she looks inspired
Lost myself to laugh;
the inevitable cry:
'stick it in my butt.'
Haz
Happy birthday to my wife. <3
-Haz
a series of Haiku (5.7.5), composed in the 15 minutes after watching some god-awful porn. Enjoy.
Cut due to its NSFW-ness.
An Ode to Bad Porn, or The Things I Do For Keri
'Need your plumbing fixed?'
from a big man in tight pants.
Who wears shirts today?
not this gal, it seems
wears a g-string and dark roots
cheap boob job - it shows
he doesn't have tools
save the stiff one in his jeans
some plumber he is!
then down on the chez
not one look at the sink drain
he finds other work.
her mouth is a hole!
and for our male clientele
ten minutes of dick.
she moans by herself
foreplay's for the cable guy!
and in goes his pipe
five different angles
of the lame back-and-forth jazz
and some choice close ups
he tries to look hot
Scrunched face and a few half-grunts
she looks inspired
Lost myself to laugh;
the inevitable cry:
'stick it in my butt.'
Haz
Happy birthday to my wife. <3
-Haz
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Date: 2007-04-20 01:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-20 02:43 am (UTC)Or at least they SHOULD.