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hazliyaDay 3: Two Truths and a Lie
Write down fifteen things about yourself. There is a catch, though: For every two true statements, one is a lie. For example: "I had a male dog named Stacey as a child (T)," "My favorite color is pink, and I'm a guy (T)," and "I used to play poker for Barbie heads (F)." Mix it up; they don't have to be in a TTF pattern. Or any pattern at all. See if anyone can guess the false ones!
Okay, so five of these are false.
1. I like to "stick it to the man" by stealing small things at Wal-mart. TRUE!
2. I once kicked someone out of my car for killing a spider.
3. I have talked to a chimpanzee in sign language. TRUE!
4. I have made out with one of my teachers in the past.
5. I once had sex on a pirate-themed mini-golf course. TRUE!
6. I've been afraid of Cockatiels ever since I saw one attack its trainer (and draw copious amounts of bood) when I was six. FALSE! (I ain't fraid of no birds!)
7. I once met a guy who had the Elvish Script from the One Ring ("one ring to rule them all, bind them," etc) tattooed around the base of his penis.
8. I don't like to drink Sake too much - booze wasn't meant to be served warm.
9. I once caught a live fly using a pair of chopsticks. TRUE!
10. When I sit for photoshoots, I make funny faces for the testing-the-light pictures. And keep them. TRUE!
11. I have, at one point in my past, considered getting a tattoo on my ass. TRUE!
12. I hardly ever finish video games - I get to the boss battle and then stop. TRUE!
13. I have had a secret published on Post Secret.
14. I rub it in my mother's face all the time that I can distinguish my right hand from my left. Mom's polish. xD
15. I make obscene gestures on those weird square-of-pins relief toys in stores and leave them that way. TRUE!
Can you guess which five are the lies? I'll mark off true and false as people guess them.
-Haz
Write down fifteen things about yourself. There is a catch, though: For every two true statements, one is a lie. For example: "I had a male dog named Stacey as a child (T)," "My favorite color is pink, and I'm a guy (T)," and "I used to play poker for Barbie heads (F)." Mix it up; they don't have to be in a TTF pattern. Or any pattern at all. See if anyone can guess the false ones!
Okay, so five of these are false.
1. I like to "stick it to the man" by stealing small things at Wal-mart. TRUE!
2. I once kicked someone out of my car for killing a spider.
3. I have talked to a chimpanzee in sign language. TRUE!
4. I have made out with one of my teachers in the past.
5. I once had sex on a pirate-themed mini-golf course. TRUE!
6. I've been afraid of Cockatiels ever since I saw one attack its trainer (and draw copious amounts of bood) when I was six. FALSE! (I ain't fraid of no birds!)
7. I once met a guy who had the Elvish Script from the One Ring ("one ring to rule them all, bind them," etc) tattooed around the base of his penis.
8. I don't like to drink Sake too much - booze wasn't meant to be served warm.
9. I once caught a live fly using a pair of chopsticks. TRUE!
10. When I sit for photoshoots, I make funny faces for the testing-the-light pictures. And keep them. TRUE!
11. I have, at one point in my past, considered getting a tattoo on my ass. TRUE!
12. I hardly ever finish video games - I get to the boss battle and then stop. TRUE!
13. I have had a secret published on Post Secret.
14. I rub it in my mother's face all the time that I can distinguish my right hand from my left. Mom's polish. xD
15. I make obscene gestures on those weird square-of-pins relief toys in stores and leave them that way. TRUE!
Can you guess which five are the lies? I'll mark off true and false as people guess them.
-Haz
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Date: 2007-05-02 04:19 pm (UTC)2. I wouldn't put it past you, but I'm not sure.
3. False - only because I've never seen you use sign language before. O.o;
4. THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE TRUE!
5. ...I'm not sure I want to know. XD
6. o_o;
7. You had me until you hit base of his penis.. I don't think any man in his right mind would get anything needle-like near "his precious"
8. True - warm booze is icky
9. True - because I think I remember you telling this story
10. True - I know you would. xD
11. True - haven't we all considered it? Er.. maybe.
12. False.. I think. I'm pretty sure you've beaten most of your games.
13. I honestly have no idea and I'm to lazy to claw through the archives. xD
14. lmao that's damn true.
15. YES YOU DO. I prefer putting the stuffed animals in compromising positions myself. :P
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Date: 2007-05-02 08:14 pm (UTC)